27.4.09

DOGS


Darshan Mitwa

When the shopkeeper saw an Income-tax officer, alongwith his four subordinates, coming in his shop; he at once stood up from his padded seat and set right his spectacles also. He welcomed them with his folded-hands and hurriedly cleaned the chairs with his own ‘dhoti’ (cloth worn round the waist to cover the lower body). As soon as they sat on the chairs, juice and cashew-nuts were offered to them. After the shopkeeper’s hospitality, the officer authoritatively took the ledger-books regarding accounts and go through them for just a formality. He stared at one page and got astonished to notice it. He started smiling and showed that page to his subordinates also. They also smiled and said it’s very strange that he had even entered a single account of dog’s meal to save his income-tax. The entry in the ledger was “Dog’s meal Rs. 50/-, dated: 12-05-89” when they were smiling after seeing that entry, the shopkeeper also joined with them. When they went away, the shopkeeper opened his ledger again. He entered the total expenditure of juice and cashew-nuts of that day and wrote in it, “Dogs meal Rs. 105/- dated 29-05-89.”

BEGGAR


Shyam Sunder Aggarwal
Seth ji, please give me something, my child is hungry !“
The young lady was begging with a child in her lap.
“Who is the father of this child? Why do you bear children if you cann’t
nourish them,” Seth said irritatingly.
Lady remained mum. He saw her from head to foot. Her clothes were dirty and torn but her body was attractive and beautiful.
He asked her, “Would you work in my godown? You will get food as well as money.”
Lady looked at the Seth but did not utter anything.
“Speakout?you will get lot of money.”
“Seth ji ! what is your name ?“
“Name! Why are you asking my name ?“
‘When I will beg for my second child, people will ask his father’s name what will I say then !“
Now Seth was speechless!